Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
tell me about the fingering
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