yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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