you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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