so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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