Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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