I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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