We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
my liver is dry heaving
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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