In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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