ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
