He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Even my vagina gasped.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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