how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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