I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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