I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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