I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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