Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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