Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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