I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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