I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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