My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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