He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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