okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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