my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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