stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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