is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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