someone threw a dead crab at me
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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