fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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