you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
