So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
