A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
