Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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