There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I could fuck to npr.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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