what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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