So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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