Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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