This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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