Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize