On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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