Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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