I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
they're like a gay fantastic four
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
pray to the hookup gods
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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