My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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