I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Everything about him screamed your future.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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