ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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