plz talk dirty to me
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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