Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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