He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
My vagina just clenched in fear
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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