Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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