brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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