ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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