in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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