So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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