Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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