I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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