Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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