Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
