i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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