i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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