I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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